“I called him up, offered him Ricky Ray, a Hall of Fame quaterback, for a draft pick. Know what he did? He counter offered with a half dozen dead kittens. I thought he was telling me to piss off so I hung up. Then the next day UPS shows up with six dead kittens inside a rubbermaid wrapped in duct tape. What kind of sick bastard kills a kitten?” -Eric Tillman, former GM of the Edmonton Eskimos.