Alright. So. Welcome to Calgary, hosers. I’ve been asked to explain how to do Grey Cup properly, which is actually pretty responsible of whoever asked me, because I know this city and I’ve been to, like, a lot of parties. The main thing is you gotta have a plan. Not necessarily a good plan, but…
You bought a party pass right? YOU DID BUY A PARTY PASS RIGHT? Good, because if you didn’t, they are sold out and you’re weekend is a lot more complicated and less fun. You may try your luck (day of) at the Convention Centre early. They might sell some at the door. Failing that, there’s…
Calling all degenerate Grey Cup attendees! Your guide to medically unsafe binge drinking and general antisocial behaviour has arrived!
Peeee-ewwww! Edmonton stanks! BC @ Winnipeg: Thursday, June 22nd Pick: WinnipegBC’s not scaring anyone without Nath Rourke. Montreal @ Hamilton: Friday, June 23rd Pick: MontrealI didn’t see myself picking Montreal this early in the season. I really don’t like what I see from BLM. Something wrong with that arm… Saskatchewan @ Calgary: Saturday, June 24th…
Football’s back! Grab a case and strap in. There are 21 regular season and three playoff weeks ahead! Those doubting my prowess need only look back at 2019 and 2021. I missed the tri-fecta in 2022 by a blocked field goal! Clearly I have a gift for prediction. Those whom ignore my prophetic words are…
Will the real Ottawa RedBlacks please stand up? Montreal @ Ottawa: Friday, October 14th Pick: OttawaAlright I’m finally picking Ottawa. Hamilton @ Calgary: Friday, October 14th Pick: CalgaryNo one should trust Hamilton on the road, especially out west. Toronto @ Edmonton: Saturday, October 15th Pick: TorontoEdmonton’s already playing for next year. Winnipeg @ BC: Saturday,…
No big surprises last week as we head into the home stretch. Saskatchewan@ Winnipeg: Friday, September 30th Pick: WinnipegThe Bombers are rested and angry after the bye. Ottawa @ BC: Friday, September 30th Pick: BCBC is very beatable. It’s tempting to take Ottawa. Montreal @ Edmonton: Saturday, October 1st Pick: MontrealEdmonton just has too many…
No big surprises last week as we head into the home stretch. Edmonton @ Saskatchewan: Friday, September 16th Pick: SaskatchewanWhy hasn’t Chris Jones been fired yet? Winnipeg @ Hamilton: Saturday, September 17th Pick: WinnipegThis is a bit of a trap game for Winnipeg I think. Hamilton’s a cornered dog looking for a victim. BC @…
The season starts after Labour Day does it? The Bombers can clinch a playoff spot with a win… Ottawa @ Montreal: Friday, September 2nd Pick: MontrealI know they won last week but I’m not sure when I’ll be able to pick Ottawa to win a game. Winnipeg @ Saskatchewan: Sunday, September 4th Pick: WinnipegThe Bombers…
Well there goes Rourke for MOP… Calgary @ Winnipeg: Thursday, August 25th Pick: WinnipegNow that the perfect season is out the window, how will the Bombers respond? More importantly, do they have a kicker? Hamilton @ Toronto: Friday, August 26th Pick: TorontoThe Cats are… umm not good, need a QB. Saskatchewan @ BC: Friday, August…
All you Nathan Rourke for MOP champions out there need to remember he’s had a very weak schedule! Montreal @ Winnipeg: Thursday, August 11th Pick: WinnipegSurely people are done picking against the Bombers? Toronto @ Hamilton: Friday, August 12th Pick: TorontoThere’s something broken in Hamilton and there’s no way they’ve found and fixed it in…
Who dares challenge the champions? Winnipeg @ Montreal: Thursday, August 4th Pick: WinnipegThough bad things have happened to the Bombers in Montreal in the past… Calgary @ Ottawa: Friday, August 5th Pick: CalgaryCalgary is easily the second best team in the league. Hamilton @ Toronto: Saturday, August 6th Pick: TorontoThe Kitty Cats aren’t scaring anyone.…
Finally some surprises in week 6. Can Ottawa finally get a win or is this the last week for LaPo? Montreal @ Ottawa: Thursday, July 21st Pick: OttawaOttawa’s been so close all year. I think they finally pull it off over the hapless Als. Hamilton @ BC: Thursday, July 21st Pick: BCThe deep threat is…
It’s always been a quarterback driven league. We’re always reminded of that fact when one goes (or is taken) down. Yes, Marino is slime. Edmonton @ Montreal: Thursday, July 14th Pick: MontrealThe train wreck makes its way to Montreal to deliver a W to the Als. Calgary @ Winnipeg: Friday, July 15th Pick: WinnipegWeek after…
I had given Khari six weeks to put together a winning record but I was wrong, he only made it four. Don’t I look dumb?! Calgary @ Edmonton: Thursday, July 7th Pick: CalgaryChris Jones should probably start applying to Montreal. Ottawa @ Saskatchewan: Friday, July 8th Pick: SaskatchewanOr maybe Edmonton wants to trade head coaches…
